• T W O W I T C H E S

    From Cori Schnieder to ALL on Monday, December 22, 2025 06:28:58
    T W O W I T C H E S
    A Modern Craft Fairy-Tale
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    by Mike Nichols


    Once upon a time, there were two
    Witches. One was a Feminist Witch and
    the other was a Traditionalist Witch.
    And, although both of them were deeply
    religious, they had rather different
    ideas about what their religion meant.

    The Feminist Witch tended to
    believe that Witchcraft was a religion
    especially suited to women because the
    image of the Goddess was empowering
    and a strong weapon against
    patriarchal tyranny. And there was
    distrust in the heart of the Feminist
    Witch for the Traditionalist Witch
    because, from the Feminist
    perspective, the Traditionalist Witch
    seemed subversive and a threat to 'the
    Cause'.

    The Traditionalist Witch tended to
    believe that Witchcraft was a religion
    for both men and women because
    anything less would be divisive. And
    although the Goddess was worshipped,
    care was taken to give equal stress to
    the God-force in nature, the Horned
    One. And there was distrust in the
    heart of the Traditionalist Witch for
    the Feminist Witch because, from the
    Traditionalist viewpoint, the Feminist
    Witch seemed like a late-comer and a
    threat to 'Tradition'.

    These two Witches lived in the
    same community but each belonged to a
    different Coven, so they did not often
    run into one another. Strange to say,
    the few times they did meet, they felt
    an odd sort of mutual attraction, at
    least on the physical level. But both
    recognized the folly of this
    attraction, for their ideologies were
    worlds apart, and nothing, it seemed,
    could ever bridge them.

    Then one year the community
    decided to hold a Grand Coven, and all
    the Covens in the area were invited to
    attend. After the rituals, the
    singing, the magicks, the feasting,
    the poetry, and dancing were
    concluded, all retired to their tents
    and sleeping bags. All but these two.
    For they were troubled by their
    differences and couldn't sleep. They
    alone remained sitting by the campfire
    while all others around them dreamed.
    And before long, they began to talk
    about their differing views of the
    Goddess. And, since they were both
    relatively inexperienced Witches, they
    soon began to argue about what was the
    'true' image of the Goddess.

    'Describe your image of the
    Goddess to me,' challenged the
    Feminist Witch.

    The Traditionalist Witch smiled,
    sighed, and said in a rapt voice, 'She
    is the embodiment of all loveliness.
    The quintessence of feminine beauty.
    I picture her with silver-blond hair
    like moonlight, rich and thick,
    falling down around her soft
    shoulders. She has the voluptuous
    young body of a maiden in her prime,
    and her clothes are the most
    seductive, gossamer thin and clinging
    to her willowy frame. I see her
    dancing like a young elfin nymph in a
    moonlit glade, the dance of a temple
    priestess. And she calls to her
    lover, the Horned One, in a voice that
    is gentle and soft and sweet, and as
    musical as a silver bell frosted with
    ice. She is Aphrodite, goddess of
    sensual love. And her lover comes in
    answer to her call, for she is
    destined to become the Great Mother.
    That is how I see the Goddess.'

    The Feminist Witch hooted with
    laughter and said, 'Your Goddess is a
    Cosmic Barbie Doll! The Jungian
    archetype of a cheer-leader! She is
    all glitter and no substance. Where
    is her strength? Her power? I see
    the Goddess very differently. To me,
    she is the embodiment of strength and
    courage and wisdom. A living symbol
    of the collective power of women
    everywhere. I picture her with hair
    as black as a moonless night, cropped
    short for ease of care on the field of
    battle. She has the muscular body of
    a woman at the peak of health and
    fitness. And her clothes are the most
    practical and sensible, not slinky
    cocktail dresses. She does not paint
    her face or perfume her hair or shave
    her legs to please men's vanities.
    Nor does she do pornographic dances to
    attract a man to her. For when she
    calls to a male, in a voice that is
    strong and defiant, it will be to do
    battle with the repressive masculine
    ego. She is Artemis the huntress, and
    it is fatal for any man to cast a
    leering glance in her direction. For,
    although she may be the many-breasted
    Mother, she is also the dark Crone of
    wisdom, who destroys the old order.
    That is how I see the Goddess.'

    Now the Traditionalist Witch
    hooted with laughter and said, 'Your
    Goddess is the antithesis of all that
    is feminine! She is Yahweh hiding
    behind a feminine mask! Don't forget
    that it was his followers who burned
    Witches at the stake for the 'sin' of
    having 'painted faces'. After all,
    Witches with their knowledge of herbs
    were the ones who developed the art of
    cosmetics. So what of beauty? What
    of love and desire?'

    And so the argument raged, until
    the sound of their voices awakened a
    Coven Elder who was sleeping nearby.
    The Elder looked from the Feminist
    Witch to the Traditionalist Witch and
    back again, saying nothing for a long
    moment. Then the Elder suggested that
    both Witches go into the woods apart
    from one another and there, by magick
    and meditation, that each seek a
    'true' vision of the Goddess. This
    they both agreed to do.

    After a time of invocations, there
    was a moment of perfect stillness.
    Then a glimmer of light could be seen
    in the forest, a light shaded deepest
    green by the dense foliage. Both
    Witches ran toward the source of the
    radiance. To their wonder and
    amazement, they discovered the Goddess
    had appeared in a clearing directly
    between them, so that neither Witch
    could see the other. And the
    Traditionalist Witch yelled 'What did
    I tell you!' at the same instant the
    Feminist Witch yelled 'You see, I was
    right!' and so neither Witch heard the
    other.

    To the Feminist Witch, the Goddess
    seemed to be a shining matrix of power
    and strength, with courage and energy
    flowing outward. The Goddess seemed
    to be holding out her arms to embrace
    the Feminist Witch, as a comrade in
    arms. To the Traditionalist Witch,
    the Goddess seemed to be the zenith of
    feminine beauty, lightly playing a
    harp and singing a siren song of
    seduction. Energy seemed to flow
    towards her. And she seemed to hold
    out her arms to the Traditionalist
    Witch, invitingly.

    From opposite sides of the
    clearing, the Witches ran toward the
    figure of the Goddess they both loved
    so well, desiring to be held in the
    ecstasy of that divine embrace. But
    just before they reached her, the
    apparition vanished.

    And the two Witches were startled
    to find themselves embracing each
    other.

    And then they both heard the voice
    of the Goddess. And, oddly enough, it
    sounded exactly the same to both of
    them.

    It sounded like laughter.

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